Monday, September 22, 2008

Quick Update

Like Greaseball with his illegitimate children, I've been negligent in maintaining this "web log" lately. This is because I still have no power flowing through to my residential building. I realize the irony of this, considering my profession. Since I'm on a trade floor and my screen is visible to all, this update shall be minimalist and photoless, in complete betrayal of this newsletter's banner slogan.

/"Peace out"

[subsequent update: I was in Austin this weekend, escaping the blackout and performing some due diligence for my bar ranking list. And yes it was awesome, and everybody got laid. So there will be a top ten list put up this week once power is restored. I'm not promising anything, but the #1 slot may shock you (or it may not; I still haven't decided the top 2, given my new information).

Unlike Gaul, this list will be divided in two parts: block #10-3 and then a longer breakdown of #1 vs #2.]

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Michael, I'm sorry. But the only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning.

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